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Friday, June 10, 2016

Being a Goldfish 🐠

Dear Owner my name is Goldie, Goldie the Goldfish this is me. ↓


You may think that feeding me isn't the best thing or my size of myself as a pet too but seriously you don’t have to feed me until I get too FAT! Just because im so small doesn't mean you can’t keep me as a pet. Oh and a warning please don’t get me unless you don’t have a Cat because last time I had a home, my bowl slipped off a little table and the Cat nearly well GOT ME FOR THEIR DINNER!  Also it’s not that hard to look after pet Goldfish, all you need is: a Fish bowl or tank (optional), fish food (feed at least 5 times a day) and of course a Goldfish. Okay cleaning the tank well that's a very important thing to remember too, so put some clean water in it  then don’t forget when cleaning a fish tank or bowl remember to TAKE THE FISH OUT OF IT. Put the Goldfish in a big plastic bag or If you have a spare container. Another thing is that people need to remember to keep their fish entertained so for example, maybe buy a plastic pirate ship and some seaweed too. If at some stage your fish or myself gets bored of that stuff that I mentioned before, get it another friend or 2 fish all getta long pretty good. So remember Im waiting for you at the S.P.C.A. And just a reminder: PLEASE DON’T FLUSH ME DOWN THE TOILET. Thank you🐠


Sincerely Goldie 🐠    

Sad Dog πŸ•

This is me, Im Doge ↓Screenshot 2016-05-24 at 10.22.54 AM.png


Why do people have to be so mean to me and my fellow doggy friends? It makes me feel sad and slightly angry too. I love running around crazily outside while chewing on my favourite multi coloured bone shaped toy but why do you have to take that away from me. Im so sorry for doing my business inside from now on I won’t do it inside. Yes I get REALLY HUNGRY so I snatch stuff off your plate but I promise I won’t do it again. I just can’t help stealing food because I'm ALWAYS starving then when you lock me up I start howling my head off “RRROOOWWW” Then before you know it I'm kicked out of that home and put in the S.P.C.A for at least a year. I also miss cuddling with my owners to. But just a reminder I'm always waiting for you to adopt me:πŸ•


Sincerely Mr Cuddles 🐾🐾